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📘 Hercules: Muscle, Madness, and Twelve Terrible Ideas
by Homer Sapien

Sure, he's got biceps big enough to bench-press Mount Olympus, but Hercules isn't just ancient Greece's favorite gym rat — he's also the poster child for what happens when you mix divine strength with mortal impulse control. In Hercules: Muscle, Madness, and Twelve Terrible Ideas, Homer Sapien delivers a fast-paced, hilariously tragic tour through the life of a hero who proves that brute force is no substitute for a good plan.

Watch in awe (and mild horror) as Hercules:

Wrestles a lion with no shirt and no strategy. Cleans a stable by flooding an entire region. Sanitation? Optional. Negotiates peace with a club. Spoiler: it doesn't work.

Fueled by guilt, glory, and zero chill, Hercules stumbles through twelve "labors" that feel suspiciously like the world's worst internship — all while dodging jealous gods, man-eating monsters, and the consequences of his own... questionable decisions.

Why pick up this mythological muscle-fest?

It's like Greek mythology meets a superhero origin story — if the superhero kept breaking stuff and yelling "Oops." You'll feel better about your bad ideas (probably). It's the ultimate guide to how not to handle stress, relationships, or barn animals.

And if you survive this wild ride, don't stop there — Homer Sapien's got plenty more epic disasters for your reading pleasure, like:

The Odd-yssey of Odysseus: Travel tips from the world's worst navigator. God Complex: Why family therapy should've started on Olympus. Achilles' Heel and Other Poor Life Choices: Ankle armor not included.

Because no one turns mythological meltdowns into binge-worthy brilliance like Homer Sapien.