Description

🕵️‍♂️ He's a cat. He's a detective. And he's got one heck of a hairball of a case to cough up.

Catnip Gray isn't your average feline. He drinks Slimfast, dodges psychotic dames, and tangles with alley thugs and talking rats in a city that reeks of noir and catnip. When a sultry client claws her way into his office, she drags Catnip into a case filled with secrets, seduction, and... six potentially fatherless kittens.

This madcap mystery blends pulp fiction, absurdist humor, and anthropomorphic noir in a tale that'll leave you purring for more. For fans of offbeat detective stories, talking animals, and black comedy with bite.

📚 Catnip Gray Cat Detective is a standalone caper, perfect for readers who enjoy genre mashups and laugh-out-loud twists.

Revised in 2025 with light editorial and formatting updates.