Description

"The future is loud, cold, and full of people arguing with bots. Panditji warned us."

In this riotous blend of tech satire and historical absurdity, discover the long-lost prophecies of Panditji, a 19th-century Indian astrologer who somehow predicted every digital disaster of the modern age—from phishing scams to ransomware, social media manipulation to AI deepfakes.

Why You'll Love This Book:

The Ink Serpent's Whisper" – Panditji's 1824 rant about "serpents wearing bankers' faces" that eerily describes email scams.
"The Screaming Metal Wife" – His take on washing machines ("shrieking demons that eat socks") now applies to smart home devices.
"The Polite Parrot" – A dead-on prophecy of AI chatbots ("it cheats on exams and lies with a smile").

Perfect For:

Tech workers who need a laugh (or a cry) about their industry. History buffs who enjoy "what the actual hell?" moments. Anyone who's ever yelled at a router or fallen for a "Nigerian prince."

Praise for Panditji's Wisdom:

"I've seen the future. It is loud, cold, and full of people arguing over a cricket match they are not even playing. We are doomed." —Panditji, 1959 (probably)

(Don't miss the Secret Amulets hidden in each chapter—because turmeric might just save your Wi-Fi.)